OK, Just had to share this one to start your Holiday with a good laugh.
A friend sent this to me....too funny! 2 stories.
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,
and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!'At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
And another one. Last year I was trying to get the giblet package out of a semi-frozen turkey. Busted a wooden spoon in the process. Replaced broken spoon with metal one and as I tugged and tugged, something popped, exploded from inside the turkey, brown and gooey. I freaked out, thought I had a deformed turkey that hadn't been cleaned right, etc. I'm standing there with this poop colored stuff all over my face, hair and shirt and realized that it was a packet of gravy that was included inside. Who the heck puts gravy inside a turkey?
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!