I got this about the rebate checks...thought it was cute so I will post it here.
How to use Your IRS Rebate check
As you may have heard, the Bush Administration said each of us would get a rebate
check to stimulate the economy.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it
on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer, it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables,
it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car, it will go
to Japan. If we purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan and none
of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America. The only way to keep that money
here at home is to spend it at yard sales, since those are the only businesses still in the US.